Who’s dressing Whoopi Goldberg?

At Joan Rivers’ splashy funeral today in New York Whoopi entered wearing what I can only assume was a Home Ec project gone horribly awry–a draped tent-like creation of triangulated flappy black fabrics stitched together with reckless abandon. Old Whoop is ready for Halloween!

Joan would have hated it!

Alone again, naturally?

George Clooney is footloose and fancy free again, adrift on a vast ocean of available women. Next go round he should look for a gal who’s shorter than him, petite, not interested in having babies and more age appropriate. Is Holly Hunter available?