Merciful saints preserve us, in the words of my Irish aunt, how in the world is Chaz Bono staying on DWTS? It must be Cher’s fan base that’s keeping him afloat because not only can’t the poor fellow dance he has none of his father’s goofy charm or his mother’s dazzling personality and flamboyance. Plus, rather than shedding pounds like other contestants, Chaz looks like he’s gained weight.
With Nancy Grace blasting poor little Amanda Knox today, she’s likely to feel the wrath of Knox supporters and be eliminated next Tuesday, which means another interminable week of Chaz. Oh, god.