Avoid men and eat mush is the secret to longevity, at least according to a 109-year old Scottish lady.
|From today’s New York Times: Oats have been a staple of what is now Scotland since the Roman Empire. A village in the Scottish Highlands even hosts a global porridge-making competition, where the Golden Spurtle is the top prize.
|The former oldest living woman in Scotland swore by the dish. Before her death in 2015 at age 109, Jessie Gallan revealed her secret to longevity.
|“A nice warm bowl of porridge every morning,” she said, and “staying away from men.”
A McDonald’s opened last week just outside Vatican City, within eyeshot of St. Peter’s Square and amidst protestations from Catholic officials. On the upside the Vatican will get about 30,000 euros, or about $31,375.50, per month in rent, La Repubblica reported.
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The imitable Ms. Parton recently said in a Parade magazine interview (November 27, 2016) that she’s no angel, despite having played one on TV, and she doesn’t consider herself a star but she knows how to make things work for her.
I admire Dolly’s spirit…she’s always looking to the future, living out her dreams, shakin’ things up. Anything’s possible: “What I ain’t done, I might do yet,” she says. Go Dolly!
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Just received my new TV Guide with an ad for the “first ever” “I Love Lucy Vitameatavegamin Doll!” The 14-inch “poseable” doll wears blue gingham and pearls, speaks in Lucy’s own voice, plays the “I Love Lucy” theme song, and is endorsed by CBS and Desilu, too.